Sunday, September 20, 2009

The Punisher - What an apt name for this game!

Well I've told you about what games to buy, so how about one not to buy? Well, let me introduce you to The Punisher.

Firstly, no matter what price you see this game for, including one lowly pence, do NOT buy it. You will feel like you've just been mugged the instant you reach gameplay. I am not even sure the English language is descriptive enough for me to accurately portray how poor this game really is. But I am willing to give it a go!

By looking at the graphics you would have an extremely hard time guessing that this is a next gen title. In fact it looks so bad it could've been created by a bunch of toddlers standing 6 foot away from a book of paint by numbers launching tins of paint at it trying to be as accurate as possible. It may have looked good once, but that would've been in the 90's on the original PlayStation. These days it’s simply not good enough.

To be honest the graphics are the last of its problems. The gameplay is nothing short of abysmal. You really have got to wonder who thought taking the gameplay in a kind of online only route but not needing to be online was good. Then you've got to wonder who then said "Great idea! Let’s do it!” Both should be tortured slowly for crimes against the gaming world.

Right the positives. There's nothing good about this game. There really isn't. It's just a waste of shelf space in the games stores and for those people who bought it, I understand your pain at buying something that will be the worst purchase you have, and ever will make in your life.

Utterly shocking. 0/10

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