From Russia With ... Conspiracy Theories?

I’m not saying the British Government are perfect, far from it. I don’t like politicians much, agreeing with Bill Hicks: “All politicians are lying cocksuckers”. Certainly true of Peter Mandelson, and Jeffrey Archer (in no particular order). Crude perhaps, but my point is this; the current “sleaze” of British politicians and respective peers - using their status to get things they want, and for all the charmless drudgery of Gordon Brown’s chubby fingered grip on power - things are much worse in Russia.

Last week Stanislav Markelov, a Russian, Moscow based Human Rights lawyer, was shot dead. He was shot dead at 3pm, outside a 17th century palace, and the 25 year old reporter who was with him was executed too. There were no witnesses and the hit was performed with “professional” accuracy. Moreover, Markelov was a very well known Human rights lawyer, with a record of taking on difficult cases against the government for crimes committed against Chechens. He 'defended those who were killed or humiliated by the State'. The reporter, Anastasia Baburova, worked for Novaya Gazeta, about the only opposition left to Putin’s government.

Strangely enough there were no words of condemnation from any of Putin’s team. There were no police around at the time of the murders, when there ought to have been, and the whole thing stinks of either a shadowy agency, or possibly the Chechens, operating without the Government's orders but with it’s blessing. Or from the actual Government itself. I find this very, very scary. Really you want your Government only killing people in private (China), abroad (Britain and USA) or not at all*… May have to google that one, but I imagine the Swiss have a fairly good Human Rights record.

This is not the first time an outspoken critic of Putin has turned up dead, or close to it. Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned in London with Polonium and Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead in her apartment elevator. No one has come to any punishment for each of these crimes. The owner of Novaya Gazeta now claims most of his reporters carry guns they are so scared. With the efficiency of these hits there seems little point.

*I'm partial to this one

“It was the scene of murder, drug dealing and hostage-taking but now Brookside Close is due to be sold to the highest bidder."

"The Liverpool cul-de-sac used in gritty Channel 4 soap opera Brookside is being auctioned, with a £650,000 guide price.” So says the BBC.

Brookside was gritty? No. Brookside was the biggest piece of fictional claptrap since Britney claimed to be a virgin. It was as gritty as she was covered in baby oil the first night Justin got his nuts in.

The show was pulp, crap and awful at once. I am not sorry to see the houses sold and I am a bit annoyed they are newsworthy. In fact, didn’t The Sun report this a few weeks ago? Poor form Aunty Beeb. Headline stuff for the currant* though, 'cos it's good old British news innit. Everything’s fine in Africa by the way, my mate Robert just text me to say the Cholera problem has definitely gone away.

* Currant. Rhyming slang for The Sun* *
* * The Sun. Trashy tabloid newspaper