YES! Female Orgasm. Like a German joke, it's no laughing matter. Women have two categories. There is the clitoral orgasm, which is pretty much like shooting fish in a barrel - provided you locate the queen's bean, we have lift off. And then there is the penetrative, train-in-tunnel, variety of orgasmic pleasure - this is the real splitter.
A bunch of Italian scientists have been up to their elbows in G spot research and have proven that virginal orgasm can divide the female population down the middle - like Marmite - she'll either have it or she won't. And there is nothing those unlucky have-nots can do about it! Feeling cheated, anyone? Have the conversation. Here's one I prepared earlier:
“Babe, I know your back has never arched involuntarily during the dizzy heights of our sexual crescendo and you've never said it, but I know deep deep down you hold my performance between the sheets entirely culpable. I want you to consider this valuable piece of research from the Casanova school of science: You see, there is a good chance the lining between your front bum and your pee hole is simply not thick enough. Essentially, you lack a G spot. Disappointing I know. Cup of tea?”
Valuable advice. Almost verbatim my excuse. I went for "Well don't shoot me evils you frigid cow, I did all the funking work and y'know what- it worked for me. Maybe there's a lesson in there."
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